Hello web scrapers, bots and the occasional user. Welcome to my website!

Hi, my name is John. I have been a self-practicing programmer since middle school. This site is hosted on my personal ubuntu server at my house. I host videogame servers for games like Minecraft and Project Zomboid. I create videogames with JavaScript. I used PHP and SQL for managing the accounts you create and the website visit counter. But remember I am not a professional web developer and therefore my website is not very secure. So, PLEASE DON’T CREATE ACCOUNTS USING YOUR SAME PASSWORDS OR ALLOW PEOPLE TO COPY YOUR COOKIES.

On this site there are many things you can do. First, you should create an account, but I made the sign-up page to be super annoying to use on purpose. To create your username, you must press add layer until the row amount is equal to your wanted username length, then select what letter you want to choose for each row by clicking the bubbles until all your username is inputted. You can input your phone number on a slider and the password creation is three input boxes where the max input length is three characters for each box (except the last one). The website automatically joins those three boxes together from top to bottom to create the full password. When you hover over the submit button to add your username to the database. It will try to run away from your cursor. Eventually the submit button gives up and it lets you click it. If you cannot create an account, you can post to the forums anonymously. Signing in is NOT REQUIRED to access the entire website.

After you suffered through the sign in, you can play some of the games I have made. There is a city building game, a two-player shooter game and a ray casting rendering engine. I have some memes about computers, a showcase about my robot and the code behind my website if you scroll down on this page. I also have some forums for posting memes as well as other random stuff. But remember I don’t want any inappropriate stuff on the site. If I do find some, it will be deleted.

I don't know why I have chosen isopodheaven.com.

my bad robot

I designed and built this robot. I used a 3d printer to print it. I grabbed old Lego motors and spliced the cables to the Relay board on the bottom side. This relay board allows the motors to reverse directions and increases the motor speed by changing current to a separate 9 Volt battery without going through the Arduino main board on the top that runs on 5 Volts. I attached a receiver to the top of the chassis which allows me to remote control the robot from my RC controller.

Some of Code Behind my website

About my setup:

My mousepad

What I plugged my mouse into

Where I store my media

*Truth may be exaggerated for comedic effect.